Michael Nunn and Billy Trevitt started goosing me in a sensitive spot and I couldn't stop laughing.
There will be little boozing, not least because Utah state law places strict restrictions on the sale of alcohol, there will be no goosing of hostesses in the elevators, and all freebies will be politely but firmly returned.
Economists generally view rising deficits as a short-term positive, goosing the economy, but as a long-term threat, tending to drive up interest rates.
For now, though, the focus is on whether the Fed will succeed in goosing growth.
The press has had little to say about the question whether some newspapers and magazines are routinely overcharging advertisers by goosing circulation numbers, a form of fraud.
So, you have both sides fighting very hard to make sure that the press isn't goosing the process along.
In idle moments, we have imagined ourselves tugging playfully at his beard, perching on his chunky thighs and goosing his ample behind.
