I can eat as much as I want, and I could become a lardass, I suppose.
And forget it, Adam is my friend and I won't have some pompous lardass telling me who I can associate with, so stay out of my personal life!
But I'm also pleased that I'm now slightly less of a pie-eating lardass, and even more happy that I have thirteen bottles of various wines that are not only obscure as hell but possibly also very good.
